Appellate Squawk represents indignant criminal defendants on appeal. Squawk is a native New Yorker. Our first words were, Thats not fair! Law was Squawks second choice in life. Our first choice was anything else. Squawk attended the Acme School of Law & Refrigerator Repair and graduated number 398 in a class of 400. Number 399 committed suicide in Property Class. Number 400 is now the Dean of the school. Squawks hero is Joan Rivers who said, Anger fuels comedy.